This was written by Chinenye
Ugonna of Premium Times. Lol, Chineye the same thing happens here in Lagos. Fake broke guys with no means of livelihood, lmao.
This week, we are going to put
the spotlight on fake Abuja big boys, FABBs too – they are all FABBs. These
guys are always well-dressed with flashy cars. Some of them are even from rich
homes. You see them looking like a bag of money, meanwhile nothing in their
bank accounts. There is nothing wrong with looking good and not having money to
back it up. There is only something wrong when you are doing it for packaging. Continue below...
1. Always with the fake accent: Apparently, this is not exclusive to the babes.
The male FABBs use all the accents in the world; British, American and Nigerian
accent all muddled up in one. If they are talking to a babe who probably lived
in the UK with a British accent, their accent automatically changes just to
impress. Please, embrace your Nigerian accent, whether it is an Igbo, Yoruba or
Hausa accent, be proud of it. You don’t see an American man trying to talk like
a Nigerian.
2. He only dates working girls: This is a highly defining character
of the male FABB. They do not date jobless babes. If you don’t have a J -O -B,
then it’s onto the next one. They do not want to be bothered about taking care
of a babe who’s probably still in school or sharing CV about. That is not in
their dictionary of potential girlfriends.
